at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
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i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
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I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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