sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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