Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
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Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
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We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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