what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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