You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
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dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
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apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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