Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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