im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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