there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
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Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
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If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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