Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I think my fart just growled at me.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Randomize