He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
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did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
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This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
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