My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
