i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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