this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Just high enough for therapy.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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