so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
it's great music for shaving your balls
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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