Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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