I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
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found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
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He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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