I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
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