I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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