I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Dick very happy bro
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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