ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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