can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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