do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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