I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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