Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
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Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
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just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
When are your genitals available?
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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