It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
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You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
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That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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