I don't think brook has ever known best
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I cut my penus on the lid.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
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I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
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My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Brb crying the tears of my youth
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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