So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
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Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
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I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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