is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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