So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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