and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
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Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
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my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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