She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I am full of burrito and curiosity
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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