white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
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Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
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I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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