on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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