is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
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I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
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Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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