I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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