The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Randomize
