Whod you bang
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
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It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
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Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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