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Heybabeimwearingurpanties
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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