he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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