I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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