I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I want you more than these girls want KFC
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
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How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
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My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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