We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
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I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
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Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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