all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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