South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
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I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
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The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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