You surviving the open bar?
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It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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