Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
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Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
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Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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