I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
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I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
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all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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