I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
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"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
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Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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