I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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