i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
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Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
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My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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