you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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