i just wanna soil my oats bro
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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