this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Please don't give away my fajitas
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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